the 10 commandments

1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4. 2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins. 3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep. 4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass. 5- Thou shall not grill. 6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath. 7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government. 8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor. 9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife. 10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.